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Oct. 19, 2004 I know that this whole Editorial thing seems like I'm ripping off the idea that Maddox started. In a way I am, in a way I'm not. For one, shut the fuck up. I've already gone on about that. Just shut the fuck up. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is. Second, I have always been a writer. The fact that I write my opinions down in a funny, sarcastic way that is sure to piss someone off is me. It always has been, before this part of my website, during, and it will be after this website is gone. Third, I'm not going to count points anymore. I came across Maddox's site one day, and found it to be what it claims to be. It is in my opinion, the Best Page In The Universe. However, I'm not sure if there are other webpages in other parts of the universe, but I'm sure if there are, his is still better than those. My website, www.BeefyHouse.com, isn't even close. If I was to make up a title for it like that, it would probably have to be something like the 23rd best site on my street. There are many reasons for this. Some of them are, it isn't good enough to be in the top ten, it isn't even good enough to be close to being in the top ten, top 20 is still too close, and I seriously doubt there are more than MAYBE 5 computers on my street. You see, I'm surrounded by old people who can't see thru their 12 inch thick bifocals. So to say that my site is the 23rd best on this street may be close to the actual truth. That's also taking into consideration that I have other websites that I design. Don't get me wrong, I love Maddox's site and all that he does. I would never bother him to link to this site for several reasons. One is, he doesn't like that and I appreciate that. Second, I don't do that. Third, I don't give a flying monkey fuck if anyone reads this. This is something I like to do. I made this section on my site because one day I was bored and all of my other websites didn't need any work done on them, so I decided to just write some stuff. I've been really wanting to write lately, and I tried many different options, all of which sucked sweaty nut sacks. I tried Blogs. All of the blog services I tried sucked ass. I tried online diaries. Then I realized that I'm a man with a meat sack in between my legs, and a diary is for those without sacks. Not that there's anything wrong with having a diary, but it just wasn't for me. I tried using my forum to post shit like this, but nobody gave a fuck and quite frankly, I didn't either. My forum was for others to enjoy, not for me to post long ass editorials on. Then it came to me. A pizza I had ordered. I was sitting here at my site working on it, and the delivery guy came. He looked in and seen my site and said it looked cool and we talked about it for a minute. I'm guessing he now frequents it every now and then, and if so I'd just like to say to him, YOU FUCKED MY ORDER UP YOU LITTLE BITCH! But before all that happened, he said that he'd have been here sooner, but some slack-jawed piss drinker stopped up traffic because he was afraid to get into the turn lane. Yeah, I wrote something on it and no that's not where it came from. That just reminded me to include it into my article. My website was slacking. I had used all my time to work on other people's websites since that's what I do, and I had many other projects starting including my band which hopefully will be able to produce something good soon. So, I gave the site a make over which it needed, and I added the Editorial section and spruced up some stuff that needed it badly. By adding the Editorial section, I can now write about whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want, and not give a shit who reads it or not. By the way, if my family is reading this stuff and freaking out at the language and my thoughts on certain things, don't act surprised. You know how I am. And don't start yelling at me later at some family gathering about it. I'll probably just smack you. Now, for the Maddox fans who will probably bitch about my site more than they have been, being a rip off and what not, go to hell. I'm a fan of Maddox just like you are, that's why there's a link to his site below the new articles AND below the Archived Section. I hold Maddox in the utmost respect whether or not he knows or even gives a fuck who I am. I don't really care if he does know who I am because that's not his position in life. His position in life is to make his site regardless of who likes it and doesn't. He doesn't have to monitor all of those people. And neither do I. I just stopped by one of his fan sites, and it's very well done. But they have on their forum a place for Maddox rip off sites, and they list them and then blast them. That's fantastic. This is not a rip off site, so stop bothering me. They haven't listed my site yet on there though, and I couldn't give a fuck less if they did. All it would do is increase my visits to the site, and I'm doing fine without them, so whatever. Do what you will and we'll all be fine. Also, I took a look at some of the sites that rip Maddox's site off. Most of them say they're doing it and it's just a joke. Why blast on them? Blast on those that put down Maddox's site since you're fans, don't blast on those who make fun of their own knock-offs. They got it all under control on their own. Nevermind the fact that Maddox has his site Copywritten and he could technically sue anyone stealing his idea even if they say they're just having fun with it. I did come across this site, http://poeticgarbage.com/maddoxwannabe.html and I wanted to punch this guy. I give him credit for saying that he did make the site for his own personal entertainment, so that's fine. But Jesus H. Christ, don't show how to rip off someone's site just because you don't like it. Grow some balls ass clown. What really worried me is he is from Oxford, Ohio and that is pretty close to me and that just proves what I've known all along. This area is full of fucking morons. I wouldn't suggest going to his site though you've probably already clicked the link. Basically, he just puts down Maddox's site piece by piece, saying sarcastically that Maddox is so original because he dates his topics, meaning that every site that has topics usually dates them. No shit Sherlock. How is that news? How is that something that you have to make fun of? So that's the only similarity my site has on Maddox's site. That and the fact that I write articles. Big fucking deal. There are a ton of sites that do this, and some of them haven't even heard of Maddox's site. The point is, let it go. I write articles because it's a way for me to vent and I'm too much of a pussy to do stand up comedy which everyone around me tells me I should do. Well, this is my way of doing stand up comedy or whatever, but I reach a bigger audience this way. And with stand up comedy, you want your audience to like you. That's how you get more gigs and make more money. With this, I don't give a fuck who's reading or if anyone is. I do it because I want to and I will continue to do it for however long I want to do it. Get over it asshole. I just updated the blog with this, but here it is again in case you missed it. I just got an email from Tom, the guy that runs PoeticGarbage.com, and he was basically explaining to me why he did the page on how to rip off Maddox's website. The bigger fans of this site (all 3 of you) may remember me saying I wanted to punch this guy in the face for showing people how to rip off someone's website found (above). He then called me a moron. It isn't the first time, and it most undoubtedly won't be the last. I wrote him back explaining that I actually like his site, which I do, and that I was drunk when writing that. Go figure. This particular blog entry is apart of the 10% of the site that I do while not drunk. This site is basically built on alcohol. So I told him the truth. I was drunk when I wrote it. I hope he continues to update his site and I hope him the best on it. And I strongly recommend all of you to visit his site and take a look around. If you like this site, you'll definately like his site. My particular favorite article he wrote is Are You Too Unoriginal To Come Up With a Decent Name For a Movie?. I couldn't agree more. Hollywood sucks. Maybe sometime in the future Tom and I can hang out and blast on people who piss us off, which seems to be everyone. I can appreciate that in a person. Tom, my hat's off to you. I apologize for that article, which I don't do very much if at all, and I hope all is well. You and your site are ok in my book, for whatever that's worth. |
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